Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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