i'm signing you up for texting rehab
oh god the rape fog is back!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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