Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
ok first of all what the fuck
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