i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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