...so i touched it.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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