just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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