This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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