I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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