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He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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