My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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