in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
