escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Randomize
