whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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