he shaved USA in his pubs
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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