Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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