stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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