Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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