found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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