Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
please don't ironically join a cult
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