Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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