Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
