exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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