my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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