I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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