i don't like sucking hair
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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