My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
This is my gift to your gina
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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