You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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