Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
please don't ironically join a cult
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