WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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