I don't think brook has ever known best
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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