I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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