everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Randomize
