I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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