Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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