If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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