Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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