I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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