covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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