i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Can I color on your dick again?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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