This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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