dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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