chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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