She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I look better un-naked...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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