Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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