also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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