You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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