I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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