well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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