babies were throwing up all over the place
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
COCAINE IS GR8
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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