margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
