I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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