I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
where am i from again
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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