At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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