ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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