ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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