break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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